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I Ruined My Best Friend's Life
Yes, he does. And I said, are you gonna hang out? And he said, he's like, he's like, no, I have stuff to do. I have a Bible I have to practice my Bible reading. And I was like, nice, okay, cool. And then, uh, and then David shows up a couple minutes later.
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She's like a Mexican grandmother. Goddammit, sorry. She's like a Guatemalan grandmother and like she's very cute and adorable and we always make jokes about her wanting to sleep with like Todd, like who's our sexy roommate. And, and like I've heard stories wh…
Yesterday we had Chicky come over to shoot some bits, and, um, and we were all set. I flew in from Boston, Brandon, and we were gonna all meet at 1 o'clock. Me, Chicky, and David were all gonna meet at my house at 1 o'clock. Chicky got there, said hi to her.…
Her husband gets out of the car.
Yes, he does. And I said, are you gonna hang out? And he said, he's like, he's like, no, I have stuff to do. I have a Bible I have to practice my Bible reading. And I was like, nice, okay, cool. And then, uh, and then David shows up a couple minutes later.
Like, 10 seconds later, you were hiding. I was high. I pulled up and I saw Chiqui and her husband getting out of the car, and I took another lap around the neighborhood.
And then you were like, did you see me? Did you see me take another lap? I'm like, no, I didn't see you.
I was so scared. I was like, this guy's gonna kick my ass.