I GOT ROBBED BY A MARVEL FAN!

But so here's the crazy part. So it gets way worse. So if the first thing— because I've been in the film industry for 17 years, so if you think it's way worse, it does. So you look up my name and it's like, oh, for film it'll say IMDb credits, all that stuff. But the first thing is the plane crash. So if you read the ad and the plane crash, this is where it gets crazy. So we crash, the plane sinks in 20 seconds, 30 seconds, a minute, whatever, it's gone. And now we're sitting in the middle of this lake and the closest way to shore is about a mile in each direction, like that far. It's not like a little tiny pond, like we're in the middle of this huge lake. And we see the police sirens going around and helicopter search looking for us. They can't find us. 2 and a half hours we're treading water in the middle of this lake, and we, and we finally, we finally enclose, you know, we're enclosed. We give up. We're like, forget this. So we put the pilot on this piece of luggage, and my buddy in the Marine starts kicking and I'm pulling, and we go all the way to shore. We finally get to the Cops don't come get us in no boat, that no one saved us. Like, we got to shore and then my buddy in the, in the Marines ran into the woods until he hit a house and he ended up knocking on the house door and it was the sheriff's wife. She answered the door with a shotgun, like, who's at my door? No way. Yes. And we're like, we're the people who just crashed the plane. She goes, my husband's the sheriff looking for you.