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I GOT ROBBED BY A MARVEL FAN!

I could just imagine like just being with the cop at the front door and it's just like, like he really doesn't want to do it but he's still doing his public service. He's like, sir, you have this gentleman's Iron Man figurine from China, um, he needs it back or we're gonna have to— he's gonna— he wants to press charges. I don't even know if he can, but he wants to. That's funny. I've actually never been this angry about anything. I've been broken into and I've found the guy sleeping in my living room and didn't press charges. But I will fucking— I will bleed them dry in court fees.

April 13, 202241:04David
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Jason40:43
What do you think police are going to say?
David40:46
I'm hoping I get a good cop. I mean, I'm hoping I get a cool cop. My Iron Man statue is missing. So what did you just say?
Jason40:56
Okay, so we're dealing with 16 murders from last night. Wait, as soon as we finish with that, we'll get on your $10,000 Iron Man.
David41:04
I could just imagine like just being with the cop at the front door and it's just like, like he really doesn't want to do it but he's still doing his public service. He's like, sir, you have this gentleman's Iron Man figurine from China, um, he needs it back or we're gonna have to— he's gonna— he wants to press charges. I don't even know if he can, but he wants to. That's funny. I've actually nev…
Jason41:39
Oh, God. Okay, well, great. There you go. That's the update. Hey, wonderful working with you.
David41:46
You know, thank you guys for doing that. I really appreciate it.
Jason41:48
Other cases we can crack, let me know.