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I GOT ROBBED BY A MARVEL FAN!

He's probably jerking off to the statue, just by the way.

April 13, 202234:17Taylor
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David33:43
I literally— I've never heard anybody.
Jason33:47
Me either.
Jason33:47
But I mean, Jess had snapped a picture. Jess had snapped a picture of him that we didn't know. So we got in the car And we were like, oh, that's great that you did that. And then Taylor goes online and matches the guy's face. Turns out the guy is a convicted…
Taylor34:17
He's probably jerking off to the statue, just by the way.
Jason34:19
And not only that, Taylor digs deeper and finds out that this guy is known for taking, uh, memorabilia and not paying for it. Like, that's his thing. So you're being scammed, my dog.
David34:33
Tell me you didn't stop there.
Jason34:36
We were already in the car on the way home, and we were like, well, bro, what do we do? You mean you want us to go rough him up? Yes.