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And it's just like, he was, he was ordering the coffin while talking to me, while he was texting.

January 5, 201837:20Jason
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David36:33
I never thought I'd say this phrase, but there's literally not enough time in the day.
Jason36:38
I never— in fact, I'm gonna put it on a t-shirt.
David36:42
I never thought I would ever get to the point where I'm saying that, but But it's fucking true. But yeah, but the other day Jason and I, when I bought him the coffin and I surprised him with the coffin, the night before I had the idea and I'm like, Jason, we…
Jason37:20
And it's just like, he was, he was ordering the coffin while talking to me, while he was texting.
David37:26
Yeah, as we were going to our next destination, like, as I was talking to him about something completely different, the coffin was already being ordered.
Jason37:33
That would have taken you like an hour and a half. Yeah, it would have called around to get a good price.
David37:37
Yeah, and it's gonna save me a lot of money too because she's gonna be able Like, like with— I was getting a pool, like I'm getting a pool, and I was just gonna straight up take the first offer, right? Whatever. Like, if this guy said it's $700,000, I've been…