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I never thought I would ever get to the point where I'm saying that, but But it's fucking true. But yeah, but the other day Jason and I, when I bought him the coffin and I surprised him with the coffin, the night before I had the idea and I'm like, Jason, we should go to a coffin shop and we should like pick out a coffin for you. I think that would be funny. And then I thought, oh my God, it'd be so much funnier if I surprised him with it. And then I just stopped talking about it and I didn't bring it up during the car ride and I brought up something else. I'm like, let's go visit Lamborghini instead. Let's go see the Lamborghini dealer. And I texted my assistant on the side and I'm like, hey, buy, um, buy this coffin, and she had it show up to his house the next morning, which is so easy on my part.

January 5, 201836:42David
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Jason36:30
We had to go to the DMV last night, guys. I never— 4 hours.
David36:33
I never thought I'd say this phrase, but there's literally not enough time in the day.
Jason36:38
I never— in fact, I'm gonna put it on a t-shirt.
David36:42
I never thought I would ever get to the point where I'm saying that, but But it's fucking true. But yeah, but the other day Jason and I, when I bought him the coffin and I surprised him with the coffin, the night before I had the idea and I'm like, Jason, we should go to a coffin shop and we should like pick out a coffin for you. I think that would be funny. And then I thought, oh my God, it'd be…
Jason37:20
And it's just like, he was, he was ordering the coffin while talking to me, while he was texting.
David37:26
Yeah, as we were going to our next destination, like, as I was talking to him about something completely different, the coffin was already being ordered.
Jason37:33
That would have taken you like an hour and a half. Yeah, it would have called around to get a good price.