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I Couldn't Put This on YouTube

Yeah, or you can see Jason's and realize that this is not worth your time.

January 5, 201828:43David
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Jason28:24
Well, shit, man. I gave my daughter a bad banana.
David28:28
Okay, if you're trying online dating, chances are you've run into lazy text messages, dead-end conversations, and random matches that just don't turn into anything.
Jason28:35
Yeah, but you can't get to know someone just by looking at their picture. Unless it's David's, and then you can see that he's the devil.
David28:43
Yeah, or you can see Jason's and realize that this is not worth your time.
Jason28:48
Hey, Hey, I'm on eHarmony. Uh-huh. And it's going well. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting lots of matches.
David28:54
eHarmony is unlike many other dating sites. eHarmony takes steps that other dating sites don't in order to find a more compatible person.
Jason29:01
They are built to help you find lasting, meaningful relationships, not a shallow hookup site.