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I Couldn't Put This on YouTube

Yeah, but you can't get to know someone just by looking at their picture. Unless it's David's, and then you can see that he's the devil.

January 5, 201828:35Jason
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David28:23
Okay, go for it.
Jason28:24
Well, shit, man. I gave my daughter a bad banana.
David28:28
Okay, if you're trying online dating, chances are you've run into lazy text messages, dead-end conversations, and random matches that just don't turn into anything.
Jason28:35
Yeah, but you can't get to know someone just by looking at their picture. Unless it's David's, and then you can see that he's the devil.
David28:43
Yeah, or you can see Jason's and realize that this is not worth your time.
Jason28:48
Hey, Hey, I'm on eHarmony. Uh-huh. And it's going well. Yeah, yeah, I'm getting lots of matches.
David28:54
eHarmony is unlike many other dating sites. eHarmony takes steps that other dating sites don't in order to find a more compatible person.