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I Couldn't Put This on YouTube

Well, shit, man. I gave my daughter a bad banana.

January 5, 201828:24Jason
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David28:05
But yeah, yeah, no, bottom line is, yeah, that's that, and it was a mistake. It was a pretty bad mistake. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what's to come. I guess we're all kinda gonna find out. We're all on the same page. He fucked up. He knows he fu…
Jason28:22
Hey, I fucked up today too.
David28:23
Okay, go for it.
Jason28:24
Well, shit, man. I gave my daughter a bad banana.
David28:28
Okay, if you're trying online dating, chances are you've run into lazy text messages, dead-end conversations, and random matches that just don't turn into anything.
Jason28:35
Yeah, but you can't get to know someone just by looking at their picture. Unless it's David's, and then you can see that he's the devil.
David28:43
Yeah, or you can see Jason's and realize that this is not worth your time.