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I Couldn't Put This on YouTube
I don't have to be here doing this. And fine, fine, fine. What? Question, why couldn't the Iranian boy just get rid of the other testicle? Why did he have to hand it off to you?
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Well, there was a young boy who needed an operation. Okay, he had too many testicles.
Yes.
And in order for him to live The fourth testicle had to be transferred to me. And if saving a young boy's life, if saving a young Iranian boy's life from a war-torn country is wrong, David, if having three testicles is wrong, yeah, well then you know what, Da…
I don't have to be here doing this. And fine, fine, fine. What? Question, why couldn't the Iranian boy just get rid of the other testicle? Why did he have to hand it off to you?
Because, David, the third testicle holds a cure for many of the world's diseases, and I'm holding it in my body.
Oh, that's why you masturbate so much.
I have to masturbate.