I Couldn't Put This on YouTube

He's sitting in the other room and I'm like fucking pretending this is the most amazing painting I've ever seen. And then after I like get on my fake like, yes. Yeses out. I go, I go, fuck, like, I don't know what to fucking do. I don't know what to do. And then I invite my friend Scott in the room, and Scott comes in, he opens his eyes, and he goes, ah, Todd, come in here and give David a reaction. Because it was brutal. Like, I mean, guys, it looked nothing like it. So I had to— so then, so then I told them, I whispered to them, I'm like, guys, listen, the artist is in the other room. We have to, we have to act like this is amazing. I don't want to hurt his feelings. So they're all like They're all like, yeah, wow, this is incredible. Holy shit. We went outside, we high-fived him. We're like, that was amazing. And then I went to go grab Jonah and Vardan from the car because I was gonna surprise them now. Now it's their room. It's time for them to see it. And, and yeah, and I grabbed— like, before I grab him in the car, I go up to Jonah, the older one, and I go, hey, listen, I painted your wall. It didn't turn out anything like I wanted it to. The artist is still in the house. Please act like you love it. Just act like you love it. And he's like, no, fuck that. I'm gonna tell him it sucks ass. I'm like, no. No, just act like you love it. He got in the room and he was just like, he was like, wow, holy shit. And then his little brother got in the room and he goes, oh my God. And then like 2 minutes later, his little brother goes, I wish you would have painted something else. Even his little 11-year-old brother didn't like it. And then his mom walks in and his mom goes, ah, is anybody hungry? Like she saw the painting for the first time, did not care for it at all. So, okay, so at this point, The painting is awful, nothing like what we wanted it to be, and I can't put it in my video because I've had different artists do an amazing job, like on the wall, so I don't wanna put a worse painting up, like it has to keep improving itself. That's the whole point of any video. And I texted him after we left and I'm like, dude, I have two options here. I can pay you for your time, which I'm totally okay with, you tell me how much it costs, or I can post the video and I can tag you Or I cannot tag you, but I'm gonna make fun of the painting. And I'm gonna explain to people that it's not how I wanted it to turn out.