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I Couldn't Put This on YouTube

Jonah's sister. And she was in on it. The entire family was in on it except Jonah and Vardan. And I gave him specific instructions. I said, paint me I said paint me with a bunch of lions next to me, like white lions, white tigers, and then paint me in a huge king's throne. And I want Vardhan in a beautiful princess outfit, like looking like Cinderella. And then I want Jonah to be like a really fat, like, joker, like jester. Yeah, the guy who like entertains the king. And it'd just be like this funny, funny painting on the wall. And I wanted it to cover the entire wall. Anyway, Okay, now it's around 7 AM, no, sorry, it's around like 6:30 AM, I get a text and he's like, we're good to go, I'm starting the painting, we've moved everything, and I'm starting to paint. So I'm like, this is awesome, great, he's painting. And like noon comes around, and I'm assuming that it should be, you know, it should be already done by now, so I text him, I'm like, hey, is the painting done? And he's like, not yet, man, I'm putting on the finishing touches, this is gonna be lit, this is gonna be amazing, I'm so excited for you to see it. And so I'm like, fuck it. I took Vardan and Jonah out to eat for breakfast. This was my posting day too, so I was really wasting my time here. So it's 2:30 PM and I'm like, okay, it's time to go back to their place and show them the wall. And I got to their place. I got my— the way I do it is I go in first and I record my reaction live on camera. And I met with the artist and he's like, you're gonna love it, you're gonna love it. And I walk into there, the artist is in the other room, and I open my eyes and it's absolutely not even remotely close to what I said I wanted done. I mean, like, it's hard for me to explain.

January 5, 201810:34David
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Jason8:39
I've never heard that term. It's gonna be—
David8:41
um, okay, so this is what happened, guys. Let me, let me backtrack a little bit. Um, I had a situation that I, that I couldn't put in the vlog. Um So I do this thing in my videos where I paint people's walls. And like when they're out of town, I go into their…
Jason10:32
Who let him in?
David10:34
Jonah's sister. And she was in on it. The entire family was in on it except Jonah and Vardan. And I gave him specific instructions. I said, paint me I said paint me with a bunch of lions next to me, like white lions, white tigers, and then paint me in a huge king's throne. And I want Vardhan in a beautiful princess outfit, like looking like Cinderella. And then I want Jonah to be like a really fa…
Jason12:22
What'd you pay him?
David12:23
I didn't pay him anything.
Jason12:24
He didn't?