I Couldn't Put This on YouTube
um, okay, so this is what happened, guys. Let me, let me backtrack a little bit. Um, I had a situation that I, that I couldn't put in the vlog. Um So I do this thing in my videos where I paint people's walls. And like when they're out of town, I go into their room. None of you guys know about this because I kept it a complete secret because I couldn't put it on the vlog. I go into someone's room and I paint their wall and it's usually a portrait of me on the wall. I've done it to Scott and I've done it to Todd. And on Todd's wall, it was me having sex with Todd, like naked, whatever. And I decided to do it to my friend Jonah and Vardan. Jonah is an Armenian boy and his little brother is named Vardhan, and he's 11 years old. And I wanted to do it to them, so I had them sleep over at my house. And I, I hired the— I called the artist to come do the house as they were sleeping, and he wasn't responding to my calls. He said he was down to do it at like 6 PM. He's like, I'll be there at 9. And I'm like, okay, sounds good. I took him out of the house at like 8:30. I was like, come now, whatever. Um, he says, on my way, at around 9:30. So I'm waiting for him to get there. Like, I'm staying up, obviously. It's still only 9:30, and no No response. And I just, you know, I keep waiting for a response. No response. Nothing's coming back. The artist seems like he's about to flake on me. And I stay up and it's 4 AM at this point. I'm just waiting. Jonah and Vardan have fallen asleep like maybe 2, 2 and a half hours ago. And I finally get a text from this guy and he's like, I'm so sorry. Like I messed up. Like I just got really tired. I just knocked out. I've been working all day, which is totally fine. It's totally normal. Like I get it. And I'm like, dude, it's all good. Let's still get it done. Let's get it done right now. I'll stall him in the morning. And he's like, okay, fuck it, let's do it. So he Ubered to my house— sorry, to the Vardan and Jonah's place at like 4:30 in the morning, 5 in the morning.