How to Sneak Into David's Party

You'd be like, no, no, that's like saying, why don't we make this prank? Why don't we really reel this prank and also bet that the prank's gonna happen? In my opinion. I don't know. Okay, I see it this way. Well, this is why you can't do it. Somebody told me—…

Oh wow.

And one of them is, will David Dobrik post a vlog this year? And like, the odds were pretty good of me not posting a vlog. And I never knew about this. Wow. And I was like, I was like, Ferris, you could have made like fucking millions of dollars here. You cou…

Yeah, I know. See, now you're pissed. Look at you, insider trading.

Stupid Ferris.

Stupid fuck.