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How to Make Friends in High School

And go check out David's new line of clickbait merch. It's really nice.

March 29, 201840:05Jason
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David39:27
Fuck my life. No, no, every, every, every school in Illinois I love because I, I'm such a sucker for every, every, everybody in my high school. I love even the teacher that was mean to me. I love, I love everything. I'm such a fucking little bitch when it com…
Jason39:52
Yeah, I've been through a lot, guys, and I can really help. Yeah, and obviously I'm a huge success. Yeah, my life's gone exactly as planned.
David39:59
Jason's fucking made it now, guys. So take it from someone who's just fucking seen it all and just is living right now.
Jason40:05
And go check out David's new line of clickbait merch. It's really nice.
David40:08
It's great. It's great.
Jason40:10
I've got it.
David40:10
I'm very happy about it. Sweatpants, booty shorts. If you're a guy, you're gonna love the booty shorts because they're fun. If you're a girl, you're definitely gonna love them because that's like a girl thing is booty shorts.