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How to Make Friends in High School

Jason's fucking made it now, guys. So take it from someone who's just fucking seen it all and just is living right now.

March 29, 201839:59David
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Jason39:14
We love to end the podcast where David just, uh, talks trash about the other towns and talks up Vernon Hills. So go ahead now, David, here's your time to talk up your old high school.
David39:27
Fuck my life. No, no, every, every, every school in Illinois I love because I, I'm such a sucker for every, every, everybody in my high school. I love even the teacher that was mean to me. I love, I love everything. I'm such a fucking little bitch when it com…
Jason39:52
Yeah, I've been through a lot, guys, and I can really help. Yeah, and obviously I'm a huge success. Yeah, my life's gone exactly as planned.
David39:59
Jason's fucking made it now, guys. So take it from someone who's just fucking seen it all and just is living right now.
Jason40:05
And go check out David's new line of clickbait merch. It's really nice.
David40:08
It's great. It's great.
Jason40:10
I've got it.