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How to Make Friends in High School
Fuck my life. No, no, every, every, every school in Illinois I love because I, I'm such a sucker for every, every, everybody in my high school. I love even the teacher that was mean to me. I love, I love everything. I'm such a fucking little bitch when it comes to my high school. But yeah, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Make sure you guys like, subscribe, tweet me @DavidOberk, tweet him @JasonNash, tweet us more podcast topics. We love it. Tweet us, tweet us like long situations of like, of like intricate problems you're having and we can help you solve them.
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He had like a— he had a sixth sense.
Shout out to you, Vernon Hills High School, for fucking being on the top constantly. We number one. Fuck Stevenson.
We love to end the podcast where David just, uh, talks trash about the other towns and talks up Vernon Hills. So go ahead now, David, here's your time to talk up your old high school.
Fuck my life. No, no, every, every, every school in Illinois I love because I, I'm such a sucker for every, every, everybody in my high school. I love even the teacher that was mean to me. I love, I love everything. I'm such a fucking little bitch when it comes to my high school. But yeah, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Make sure you guys like, subscribe, tweet me @DavidOberk, t…
Yeah, I've been through a lot, guys, and I can really help. Yeah, and obviously I'm a huge success. Yeah, my life's gone exactly as planned.
Jason's fucking made it now, guys. So take it from someone who's just fucking seen it all and just is living right now.
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