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I just let Jason talk about the stupidest shit. And I'm sorry, the robin had— this is where you guys tune out.
And one red eye. And I'd never seen that in a bird before. Yeah.
Here we go. This is another question someone asked us. About 2 months ago, I began texting a girl who goes to my school. She's beautiful. I had a hard time getting the nerve to talk to her at school, but I eventually texted her and asked her out. She said no,…
You gotta—
Jason, you've done it like 18 times.
Probably, probably just get into somebody else. Really? Yeah, find someone else, even if they're not as good as the person that you liked. You'll find better qualities.
Dude, one of the fucking scariest things actually happened to me. I was— this isn't scary at all, I don't know why I'm saying it like that, but I was at my apartment and this girl came to hook up with Dom, my roommate, and Dom ended up actually hooking up wit…