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How to Make Friends in High School
And then your mom wrote it. It's just all insults about you.
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When I was younger, I had a joke book.
Bullshit.
Yeah, I had a joke book because I moved to a new town and I didn't have any friends, so my mom got me this joke book.
And then your mom wrote it. It's just all insults about you.
Walk in a room, "Hi, I'm Jason and I'm fat and ugly." "Mom, you sure this is gonna work?" "Yes, sweetie, just give it a shot, honey." No, and then, and then the kids found the joke book, so So it made it even worse.
Where did you have the joke book?
I stupidly just had it like underneath my desk. And then, and then I lied. I was like, it's not mine, it's not mine. And they're like, you got a joke book, you're trying to make, you know, you're trying to make us laugh with your joke book, it's so lame.