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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
Even Tricia said she's not. No, what I found out about the lie detector is, here's me covering myself up. No, one of the questions was, David, are you attracted to Trisha? And I thought it was like a fucked up question because I can't win answering that question, right? Like if I say no, Trisha's like, what the fuck? And if I say yes, everyone's like, what the fuck? Um, but, but I said I'm not because I mean, that's the honest truth. Trisha's just not my type. And, and the lie detector said that I was lying, but, but I think it was just because my heart was racing at the thought of the question. Uh-huh. Because it was like Jesus Christ, like I'm gonna fucking— like I can't answer this properly. I think that's what it was.
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No one's attracted to me.
Of course not. You don't need a lie detector for that.
Okay, well, just saying.
Even Tricia said she's not. No, what I found out about the lie detector is, here's me covering myself up. No, one of the questions was, David, are you attracted to Trisha? And I thought it was like a fucked up question because I can't win answering that question, right? Like if I say no, Trisha's like, what the fuck? And if I say yes, everyone's like, what the fuck? Um, but, but I said I'm not be…
Okay, because, um, um, I mean, you had a boner, but yeah, whatever you say, Dave.
You didn't— fuck, goddamn it, I have nothing to say now. Um, uh, what was I gonna say?
Summertime, Dave, you know, too.