How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

You know what I mean? Like kids started becoming teenagers. Yeah. And, and I remember we shared a— we shared a like a cabin. It was just us kids. It was just us, like, 13, 14-year-olds. Do you know what I mean? Like, it was just young kids. I think we were even like 12, and everyone was asleep. It was like 2:00 AM, and this guy screamed out at one of the top bunks. There were 4 bunks. The bunks were, they went up 4 stories, and it was just us kids in it, and there were just the bunks in this cabin. There was one bathroom. There wasn't like kitchen or anything. It was just that. There wasn't a living room. It was one big room. Um, and one kid screamed midnight service and he screamed that and he took off all his underwear and he ran into each of our bunks and started rubbing his cock all over us, like his penis all over our face, all over our shit. And we found it to be the funniest fucking thing in the world. Like just, and it was like, it was like, sounds kind of gay. Yeah, it was so gay. He'd run over to our friends, like he'd run over to like Zach's, like, like bed and start rubbing his cock all over Zach's leg. And we were all laughing and like, haha, fuck you, Zach, fuck you, Zach. And then he'd run over to me and I'd be like, oh, fuck. And then everyone would be laughing at me. And then I'd be like, what the fuck, man? And then he'd run over to someone else and I'd be like, yeah, midnight service. It was the best. Yeah. So we used to participate in shit like that. That was, that was the first time I touched a dick.