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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

Cop goes up to your dad, hey, you want to take a couple shots of this guy out back? I'll hold him down, you punch him a few times.

June 21, 201837:44Jason
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David37:32
This is the motherfucker.
Jason37:33
Yes.
David37:34
And my parents were like, that's okay, we don't want to press charges. It's probably because we were foreign and we get deported if we went to the court system. My parents were like, why the fuck are the cops here? Get them out of here.
Jason37:44
Cop goes up to your dad, hey, you want to take a couple shots of this guy out back? I'll hold him down, you punch him a few times.
David37:51
Yeah, the cop was like, let's just go fucking take care of this ourselves. No. So the cop, the cop just ended up taking the kid back to his parents and dealing with it himself.
Jason38:00
He's like, you know, the kid, he's like, don't worry.
David38:02
No, no, I don't know.