How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

Yeah, I was— I can't believe I've never said this story before. And I— and, and we're chasing this guy and the guy goes over the— the cop goes over the PA system. He goes, get the fuck off the bicycle. Get the fuck off the bicycle. Like swearing. And like, this was at a time where I'm like, oh my God, adults swear, right? Like adults say shit like this. And then, and then the kid— and then the cop gets really close to the kid, like almost where he can hit the— hit the tire. Hit the tire of the bike with the car. And then the kid just fucking gives up and he goes, get on the fucking ground, get on the fucking ground. And, and I get my bike back and he's like, and, and I'm like, oh, thank you so much. And he's like, do you want to press charges? And I'm like, no, no, I'm good, thank you. I just, I really wanted my bike back. And he's like, no, fuck this kid. That's what he says. He goes, fuck this kid, I don't, I don't like this shit at all. So he took the kid to my parents' house.