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And I'm like, get off my bike. And he's like, no, fuck you. And he rode away on my bike, he started riding off. And I'm like, fuck this. And I took my friend's bike and I chased him. Maybe for 4 miles. Yeah, like just on my bike, like completely out of town. We weren't in my town anymore, right? And I call the police and I'm like, I'm following this guy, I'm following this guy, he's on my bike, citizen's arrest, please help me. And the cops in my— the cops in my, like, in my town have nothing better to do, so I'm, I'm sure the office just lit up and they were like, we're on it, sir, we're on it, give us your location. And I'm like, 9-1-1, I called 911. Yeah. And I'm like, and I'm like, okay, I'm coming down Charleston Avenue. And they're like, calm down, sir, we'll be there in a second, calm down. And I'm like, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not scared, I'm just really out of breath because we've been going for 5 miles. And they're like, okay, we're coming. And a cop pulled up next to me and he goes, get the fuck off the bike. And I'm like, no, no, it's not me, it's him. And he's like, okay, get in my car. So I got off my bike, I left my friend's bike on the ground, and I got in his car and we started chasing this guy.