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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

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June 21, 201835:33Jason
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David35:05
And, and the next day I was at the park and I saw this guy ride up and I'm like, that's my fucking bike, that's my bike. And I went up to him and I'm like, oh Biking was huge back then. If someone stole your bike, they stole your fucking, like, car. Like, thi…
Jason35:29
How old were you?
David35:30
I was like, I don't know, 13, 14.
Jason35:33
Sure.
David35:34
And I'm like, get off my bike. And he's like, no, fuck you. And he rode away on my bike, he started riding off. And I'm like, fuck this. And I took my friend's bike and I chased him. Maybe for 4 miles. Yeah, like just on my bike, like completely out of town.…
Jason36:36
No way.
David36:37
Yeah, I was— I can't believe I've never said this story before. And I— and, and we're chasing this guy and the guy goes over the— the cop goes over the PA system. He goes, get the fuck off the bicycle. Get the fuck off the bicycle. Like swearing. And like, th…