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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

You don't want to go today? Like, you don't have to be a little Saturday.

June 21, 201822:27Jason
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David22:10
100%. Like, I could be— I could be a billionaire. Yeah. And my friends could be like, we have to throw a garage sale to make some money, and I'd be the one moving the boxes out onto the front lawn.
Jason22:20
Yeah, definitely keeps you honest.
David22:21
No, I'm definitely— I am, I am a victim because you don't want to go today, right? I do want to go.
Jason22:27
You don't want to go today? Like, you don't have to be a little Saturday.
David22:29
The reason I like going to VidCon is because all our friends are on their toes. Like, no one's like just watching a movie or something. Everyone's like, everyone's like down to film and be like, be like loud and big. Like, I love that because everyone's just…
Jason22:49
Well, last year I made out with Brendan Taylor's mom, remember, for a bit.
David22:52
Trisha's gonna fucking kill you for that.