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100%. Like, I could be— I could be a billionaire. Yeah. And my friends could be like, we have to throw a garage sale to make some money, and I'd be the one moving the boxes out onto the front lawn.

June 21, 201822:10David
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Jason21:28
I don't know why we're going.
David21:29
We're going at 11 in the morning and it's just like, what the Fuck, VidCon is a— it's a video convention. It's like Comic-Con, but it's for people that do YouTube. And I don't know what we're going there for, and I don't understand how VidCon gets all of us t…
Jason21:47
one of my favorite things about you is that as successful as you are, you're, um, you're a victim of your friends' movements, and you're like, you're a victim of the tide. Like, you're not above the tide. So if suddenly, if like You don't want to go to VidCon…
David22:10
100%. Like, I could be— I could be a billionaire. Yeah. And my friends could be like, we have to throw a garage sale to make some money, and I'd be the one moving the boxes out onto the front lawn.
Jason22:20
Yeah, definitely keeps you honest.
David22:21
No, I'm definitely— I am, I am a victim because you don't want to go today, right? I do want to go.
Jason22:27
You don't want to go today? Like, you don't have to be a little Saturday.