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one of my favorite things about you is that as successful as you are, you're, um, you're a victim of your friends' movements, and you're like, you're a victim of the tide. Like, you're not above the tide. So if suddenly, if like You don't want to go to VidCon, but because Todd and Zane are going, you're like, fuck, I have to go. Exactly. And then I don't want to go. The only reason I'm going is you're going. If you didn't go, I wouldn't go at all.

June 21, 201821:47Jason
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David21:24
Exactly, exactly. We're going to VidCon today.
Jason21:28
I don't know why we're going.
David21:29
We're going at 11 in the morning and it's just like, what the Fuck, VidCon is a— it's a video convention. It's like Comic-Con, but it's for people that do YouTube. And I don't know what we're going there for, and I don't understand how VidCon gets all of us t…
Jason21:47
one of my favorite things about you is that as successful as you are, you're, um, you're a victim of your friends' movements, and you're like, you're a victim of the tide. Like, you're not above the tide. So if suddenly, if like You don't want to go to VidCon, but because Todd and Zane are going, you're like, fuck, I have to go. Exactly. And then I don't want to go. The only reason I'm going is y…
David22:10
100%. Like, I could be— I could be a billionaire. Yeah. And my friends could be like, we have to throw a garage sale to make some money, and I'd be the one moving the boxes out onto the front lawn.
Jason22:20
Yeah, definitely keeps you honest.
David22:21
No, I'm definitely— I am, I am a victim because you don't want to go today, right? I do want to go.