How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

But you were the one coming up to her and being like, don't send me in. Well, yeah, but don't take her side.

I was going for you.

I know, but And to her, you look like a guy who just wants a picture.

Yeah, so don't freak. So don't say you don't care because you were there because you wanted a picture. Yes, it was for me, but I don't give a shit. Like, in fact, Jason, do you have to put Paris down to make yourself feel better? Her fucking parents own the H…

I was secretly hoping that she would recognize me because she comments on Trisha's Instagram.

No, she thought she follows us on Instagram and she follows me on Twitter. I don't know.