How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

That wasn't— that was probably Paris Hilton's like assistant.

I don't know who the fuck it was, but she was standing there and I was like, I don't— I'm like—

I know, but you got to keep in mind that Paris Hilton was the thing there, do you know what I mean?

But you were the one coming up to her and being like, don't send me in. Well, yeah, but don't take her side.

I was going for you.

I know, but And to her, you look like a guy who just wants a picture.