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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
She was like, guys, please! Please, we— I can't, I can't right now. And I was like, bitch, I don't know who the fuck you are. I'm like, I'm just fucking standing here.
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I don't have enough courage to ask Paris Hilton for a picture, is kind of what Jason's trying to say.
And I have nothing to lose because no one likes me anyways, so I'll go in and ask for the picture. But when I went to go for the picture, the woman yelled at me, and then that was it. I was so pissed off.
What did she say?
She was like, guys, please! Please, we— I can't, I can't right now. And I was like, bitch, I don't know who the fuck you are. I'm like, I'm just fucking standing here.
That wasn't— that was probably Paris Hilton's like assistant.
I don't know who the fuck it was, but she was standing there and I was like, I don't— I'm like—
I know, but you got to keep in mind that Paris Hilton was the thing there, do you know what I mean?