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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
I don't have enough courage to ask Paris Hilton for a picture, is kind of what Jason's trying to say.
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But the main goal of the night For you, you wanted a picture with Paris Hilton, and that's when I got really pissed off.
Yeah, you didn't like that.
I just— David, come. David, last time we got a picture with Paris Hilton, I, you know, I arranged it. I walked up to her.
I don't have enough courage to ask Paris Hilton for a picture, is kind of what Jason's trying to say.
And I have nothing to lose because no one likes me anyways, so I'll go in and ask for the picture. But when I went to go for the picture, the woman yelled at me, and then that was it. I was so pissed off.
What did she say?
She was like, guys, please! Please, we— I can't, I can't right now. And I was like, bitch, I don't know who the fuck you are. I'm like, I'm just fucking standing here.