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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
I just— David, come. David, last time we got a picture with Paris Hilton, I, you know, I arranged it. I walked up to her.
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And the great place about this— yeah, I really can have my assistant drink it. The great thing about this place was it was a carpet. So you'd spill it on the ground and the carpet would kind of just suck it all up and no one noticed that you're not drinking.
But the main goal of the night For you, you wanted a picture with Paris Hilton, and that's when I got really pissed off.
Yeah, you didn't like that.
I just— David, come. David, last time we got a picture with Paris Hilton, I, you know, I arranged it. I walked up to her.
I don't have enough courage to ask Paris Hilton for a picture, is kind of what Jason's trying to say.
And I have nothing to lose because no one likes me anyways, so I'll go in and ask for the picture. But when I went to go for the picture, the woman yelled at me, and then that was it. I was so pissed off.
What did she say?