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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
And the great place about this— yeah, I really can have my assistant drink it. The great thing about this place was it was a carpet. So you'd spill it on the ground and the carpet would kind of just suck it all up and no one noticed that you're not drinking.
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She was running you beers all night?
Yeah. No, it was Cass who invited us was running me beers. And then I would just kind of toss them onto the—
I guess you could make Natalie drink the beers for you.
And the great place about this— yeah, I really can have my assistant drink it. The great thing about this place was it was a carpet. So you'd spill it on the ground and the carpet would kind of just suck it all up and no one noticed that you're not drinking.
But the main goal of the night For you, you wanted a picture with Paris Hilton, and that's when I got really pissed off.
Yeah, you didn't like that.
I just— David, come. David, last time we got a picture with Paris Hilton, I, you know, I arranged it. I walked up to her.