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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

We didn't know you were spilling the beer out on the floor. We thought you were really drinking it like everyone else.

June 21, 201817:27Jason
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David17:07
And I was like pretending I was like really fucked up. I'm like, Jason was like, David, let me drive. Let me drive. And I'm like, no, man. I'm too fucked up. I can't pull over right now. And people were screaming at me in the car.
Jason17:20
It's not funny, David. It's not funny.
David17:22
Pull over. And then 6 minutes in, I had to give in because people were getting too mad.
Jason17:27
We didn't know you were spilling the beer out on the floor. We thought you were really drinking it like everyone else.
David17:31
No. And then my assistant knew. And then after 6 minutes, she goes, Guys, he's not fucking drunk. He's just fucking with you guys.
Jason17:41
How did she know?
David17:42
Well, because she saw me spilling the beer.