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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
We didn't know you were spilling the beer out on the floor. We thought you were really drinking it like everyone else.
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And I was like pretending I was like really fucked up. I'm like, Jason was like, David, let me drive. Let me drive. And I'm like, no, man. I'm too fucked up. I can't pull over right now. And people were screaming at me in the car.
It's not funny, David. It's not funny.
Pull over. And then 6 minutes in, I had to give in because people were getting too mad.
We didn't know you were spilling the beer out on the floor. We thought you were really drinking it like everyone else.
No. And then my assistant knew. And then after 6 minutes, she goes, Guys, he's not fucking drunk. He's just fucking with you guys.
How did she know?
Well, because she saw me spilling the beer.