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There's a fire alarm chirp in the background, so if you guys hear that, don't worry, there's no fire. Please don't call the police. Everything is okay. The only fire that's here is in Jason's pants. Yeah. Yeah.
I was going to say this podcast is going to be fire.
This podcast is going to be fire. We have, we have so much to say. It's actually a morning right now. It's 8:25. We tried recording this last night. I haven't been up this early since I used to walk to school in the morning.
How long of a walk was it?
It was like a 6-minute walk. And we used to walk and we used to be the first ones at the school. It was me and my friend Alex.
Why?
We would— because we would love to play ping pong in the morning. We'd get there before any teacher. We'd stand outside. I should— this is so fucking real and it makes me sound like such a nerd, but we would stand outside it and wait for the janitor to unlock…