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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

David like gets like 2 beers. Does it— he admitted later that he wasn't drinking the beers. Yeah, just fake drinking.

June 21, 201816:02Jason
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David15:43
If she was actually singing a song, I'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. This isn't why I like you.
Jason15:47
Anyways, we got there and David was like— he turns into like party mode, which is like so funny because he's not a partier. So he tries to like act like he's like a partier. Like when Todd walks into the club, Todd's like looking cool. He gets a bar, he gets…
David16:02
Sure.
Jason16:02
David like gets like 2 beers. Does it— he admitted later that he wasn't drinking the beers. Yeah, just fake drinking.
David16:09
I had, I had 2 beers in my hand. Every time we go to these parties, for some odd fucking reason, people are always like, let loose, let loose. I'm like, what the hell are you guys on? So today I was just like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let loose before anybody can…
Jason16:30
He's carrying a camera.
David16:31
I'm carrying a camera and 2 beers in my hand, like one in each, and my camera's like tucked under my elbow. And, and as we're dancing, I keep pouring parts of the beer out onto the ground. And, and, and like, it got, it got pretty, it got pretty fucking crazy…