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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
Anyways, we got there and David was like— he turns into like party mode, which is like so funny because he's not a partier. So he tries to like act like he's like a partier. Like when Todd walks into the club, Todd's like looking cool. He gets a bar, he gets a drink, talks to the bartender.
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If she wasn't lip syncing, then she wouldn't be fucking Paris Hilton.
Oh, I see.
If she was actually singing a song, I'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. This isn't why I like you.
Anyways, we got there and David was like— he turns into like party mode, which is like so funny because he's not a partier. So he tries to like act like he's like a partier. Like when Todd walks into the club, Todd's like looking cool. He gets a bar, he gets a drink, talks to the bartender.
Sure.
David like gets like 2 beers. Does it— he admitted later that he wasn't drinking the beers. Yeah, just fake drinking.
I had, I had 2 beers in my hand. Every time we go to these parties, for some odd fucking reason, people are always like, let loose, let loose. I'm like, what the hell are you guys on? So today I was just like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let loose before anybody can…