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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

If she was actually singing a song, I'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. This isn't why I like you.

June 21, 201815:43David
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Jason15:36
I mean, it was, it was fine. It was whatever.
David15:39
If she wasn't lip syncing, then she wouldn't be fucking Paris Hilton.
Jason15:42
Oh, I see.
David15:43
If she was actually singing a song, I'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. This isn't why I like you.
Jason15:47
Anyways, we got there and David was like— he turns into like party mode, which is like so funny because he's not a partier. So he tries to like act like he's like a partier. Like when Todd walks into the club, Todd's like looking cool. He gets a bar, he gets…
David16:02
Sure.
Jason16:02
David like gets like 2 beers. Does it— he admitted later that he wasn't drinking the beers. Yeah, just fake drinking.