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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
If she wasn't lip syncing, then she wouldn't be fucking Paris Hilton.
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I said, what are we doing here? We're watching Paris Hilton lip sync poorly.
No, she's great.
I mean, it was, it was fine. It was whatever.
If she wasn't lip syncing, then she wouldn't be fucking Paris Hilton.
Oh, I see.
If she was actually singing a song, I'd be like, this is fucking bullshit. This isn't why I like you.
Anyways, we got there and David was like— he turns into like party mode, which is like so funny because he's not a partier. So he tries to like act like he's like a partier. Like when Todd walks into the club, Todd's like looking cool. He gets a bar, he gets…