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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

And then I went out, and then I went outside to like, uh, to like where you can smoke, um to like where you smoke cigarettes and stuff. Like, I just want to get a breath of fresh air, which is a stupid place to get a breath of fresh air where people smoke cigarettes. But I went out there and, uh, and Jason comes up to me, he's like, dude, we've been watching Paris Hilton lip sync for the past 30 fucking minutes. Let's get like right in front of probably like 7 of Paris's friends.

June 21, 201815:06David
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Jason14:32
The woman who invited us to the party, Cass, I said to David, I was trying to get him to leave so we could record the podcast. I was here at 9:00 last night to record the podcast.
David14:40
Oh yeah, it's the morning because we went to the party last night and we got back really late.
Jason14:44
David shows up with Todd and Matt King. Like all dressed up to the nines, like, we gotta go to the Boohoo event. And I was like, okay, I guess. And then we went to the party, and I was trying to get David to leave, and I was mad at Trisha. And so literally at…
David15:06
And then I went out, and then I went outside to like, uh, to like where you can smoke, um to like where you smoke cigarettes and stuff. Like, I just want to get a breath of fresh air, which is a stupid place to get a breath of fresh air where people smoke cigarettes. But I went out there and, uh, and Jason comes up to me, he's like, dude, we've been watching Paris Hilton lip sync for the past 30…
Jason15:31
I said, what are we doing here? We're watching Paris Hilton lip sync poorly.
David15:35
No, she's great.
Jason15:36
I mean, it was, it was fine. It was whatever.