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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party
David shows up with Todd and Matt King. Like all dressed up to the nines, like, we gotta go to the Boohoo event. And I was like, okay, I guess. And then we went to the party, and I was trying to get David to leave, and I was mad at Trisha. And so literally at one point I said in front of the woman who was nice enough to get us into the party, no one— David, no one gives a fuck about Paris Hilton. Let's get the fuck out of here. Like that. She was like, oh, okay.
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Yeah. When Jason gets in a fight with people, he'll come over to you, dude. Fucking right. I shit you not. Right in the middle of the party, he came over to me and he goes, David, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. And he's like yelling at me,…
The woman who invited us to the party, Cass, I said to David, I was trying to get him to leave so we could record the podcast. I was here at 9:00 last night to record the podcast.
Oh yeah, it's the morning because we went to the party last night and we got back really late.
David shows up with Todd and Matt King. Like all dressed up to the nines, like, we gotta go to the Boohoo event. And I was like, okay, I guess. And then we went to the party, and I was trying to get David to leave, and I was mad at Trisha. And so literally at one point I said in front of the woman who was nice enough to get us into the party, no one— David, no one gives a fuck about Paris Hilton.…
And then I went out, and then I went outside to like, uh, to like where you can smoke, um to like where you smoke cigarettes and stuff. Like, I just want to get a breath of fresh air, which is a stupid place to get a breath of fresh air where people smoke cig…
I said, what are we doing here? We're watching Paris Hilton lip sync poorly.
No, she's great.