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How to Get Fake Drunk at a Party

with the fireworks in it. It's a vlog that you'll never see.

June 21, 201813:14Jason
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David13:08
I'm looking up. Jason can't type, I have to type it up. He doesn't have—
Jason13:11
I don't have fingers. David fucking blew them off.
David13:13
He doesn't have—
Jason13:14
with the fireworks in it. It's a vlog that you'll never see.
David13:16
Paris Hilton. Oh, wow. She's 57.
Jason13:19
Shut up, guys.
David13:22
Drum roll, please. Paris Hilton's age is 37 years old. Yeah. Okay, well, that's not bad. Lindsay, how old is she? 37.