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No, but he didn't. I asked him. And then I told all our friends that I said that. And they were arguing that the question was too easy, so it was easy to lie. Ah. So the lie detector didn't catch it. But I think it was because the lie detector guy heard the question. He was like, why would he lie about this question? Because before every time someone sat down to do the lie detector, we had to ask him 3 questions that were normal questions, like, is your name Todd? He'd go, yes. Are you a boy? He'd say, yes. You know what I mean? Like these questions that were like the standard, like, test questions. And one of the questions I asked was the bowling question. And it wasn't true. I don't know. I don't know if lie detectors are bullshit. They don't stand up in court, so.

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Jason7:53
You go, you go, you go, ask, ask about bowling. Say yes. Say, did you bowl in high school?
David7:57
Yeah. And then I was like, say yes, say yes. And then I'm like, did you bowl in high school? And he's like, yes. And then lie detector's got— lie detector guy is like, true. And that's it. Like, which is bullshit because Ty would never bowl in high school, yo…
Jason8:14
Maybe he did bowl.
David8:15
No, but he didn't. I asked him. And then I told all our friends that I said that. And they were arguing that the question was too easy, so it was easy to lie. Ah. So the lie detector didn't catch it. But I think it was because the lie detector guy heard the question. He was like, why would he lie about this question? Because before every time someone sat down to do the lie detector, we had to ask…
Jason8:58
No, but they stand up on YouTube, dog.
David9:01
Yeah.
Jason9:01
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