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How to Get a Billionaires Attention

yes, I think like Monday they come in, the host comes in, they have a little meeting. The host, they'll be like, this is the host. And then, and then they'll go around the room and they'll pitch like little— I'm thinking about doing a sketch about this. And the host will be like, okay, okay. And then Tuesday, they, like, write all day, and then they stay up all night. And then Wednesday at 10:00 AM, I would come in, photocopy all the scripts, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then you set them out on the table, and they sit around this big round table, all the cast, and then Lorne and the host sit at the top. So let's say the host is, I don't know, fucking Alec Baldwin, right? So Alec Baldwin sits with them, they read through 30, 40 sketches, and then Lorne retreats to his office with the host. And they put it up on the board, like almost like a high school play. Like, this made it, this made it, this made it.

August 28, 202538:54Jason
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David38:43
Was it like— what was it? What was the process like?
Jason38:45
I don't know, the process of what, my job?
David38:48
I was like, no, like making a show. Like, is it like, um, well, you said Tuesday nights they'd stay out till 4 AM making—
Jason38:54
yes, I think like Monday they come in, the host comes in, they have a little meeting. The host, they'll be like, this is the host. And then, and then they'll go around the room and they'll pitch like little— I'm thinking about doing a sketch about this. And the host will be like, okay, okay. And then Tuesday, they, like, write all day, and then they stay up all night. And then Wednesday at 10:00…
David39:37
So they decide in private what they like?
Jason39:39
Yeah, so they'll do like maybe, I don't know, 12 or 15 sketches go. They make sets and everything, and then they do a dress rehearsal on Saturday night, and then they cut a few more things.
David39:49
Damn.