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How to Get a Billionaires Attention
Like, when I was working for him, I hooked up with this girl, and I came in the next day, and I was like— and I was like a young kid— and I was like, Norm, I was like, this girl, she put cocaine on my cock last night. And he was like, really? And I was like, don't tell anyone. But this girl put cocaine on my cock. He's like, yeah, yeah, I won't tell anyone. And then I was like, oh yeah, yeah. And then like 2 minutes later, the UPS guy walked in and he was like, hey Darryl, you know Jason the intern? This guy likes to put cocaine on his cock. And then that's any person he would see, he would just tell people that. Just humiliate me. Yeah, that's really sad. He was so fucking funny, David.
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I don't think he'd think this is funny. Not that he'd be offended, but I think he's seen some funny stuff where he'd be like, who, my old assistant's talking shit about me?
I told you the cocaine on the cock story, right?
What did you do?
Like, when I was working for him, I hooked up with this girl, and I came in the next day, and I was like— and I was like a young kid— and I was like, Norm, I was like, this girl, she put cocaine on my cock last night. And he was like, really? And I was like, don't tell anyone. But this girl put cocaine on my cock. He's like, yeah, yeah, I won't tell anyone. And then I was like, oh yeah, yeah. And…
Wait, how many years did you work for him?
Oh, just a year. Oh, he was so—
Damn, you talk about it like you had like a David and Natalie sort of situation going on.