How I Lost My Virginity

Yeah, and then he asked me in front of her, he's like, like, hey, like, do you mind if she's in here? And I'm like, I don't mind, even though I mind tremendously. Like, that's all I'm thinking about. I have an hour drive there, so it's like all I'm thinking about is like, please just have— just— I just want the guy in here. Just me and the guy, please, please. And then I finally get there and she comes in. I'm like, I can't fucking— I can't take my pants off in front of this. Anyway, so, so you say yes, huh? You go, sure. Yeah, I go, yes. Why? I go, yeah, I don't mind. And then I go— and then I make up something. I was like, just in Australia, Got really skin burnt, sunburnt. Want to make sure I don't have cancer. So whatever. He's like, okay, take your shirt off, whatever. So I'm taking my shirt off, which I'm already uncomfortable. I'm like, fuck, I should have made up something else. Yeah. So like, I would take my clothes off so stupid so he could check to see if I've gotten any like sun cancer spots. And he's like, you're all good. And he prescribed me something for like $300 to like put on my burns. Yeah. So just completely pivoted. And then I called Natalie and I was like, Natalie, you never had your butt checked? No, never.