How I Lost My Virginity

You want a cup of water? Like, so weird.

Do you want water or cigarette?

Now listen, John, we know this went down. We can do this, you know, the easy way or the hard way.

You be good cop. All right, okay, all right.

I'll be good cop. I'll be good cop. I'll be bad cop. Go.

Listen, John, it's, uh, people, people go to North Carolina, South Carolina, people go all over the world to meet people, and that's very, very normal. I remember I was in a relationship for a while. I didn't meet— tell us what happened South Carolina. Was, w…