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No, I haven't. If I haven't gotten any trouble, if I were to get into legal trouble, I would have lost my DACA card and I wouldn't be it. Because did you know that 100% people with that, 100% of people that are DACA card holders, yeah, or don't, don't commit any crimes because they can't. Because if you commit a crime, you get it taken away.

September 21, 201728:45David
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Jason28:07
That's okay. Somewhat, I'll give it to you. If someone goes— if something goes wrong or turns out badly, it's not my fault. Not me. Describes me somewhat. Definitely me.
David28:16
Describes me somewhat. A lot of times I'll try not to make it my fault, but a lot of times I'll own up to it. I'm scared if I keep answering these somewhat, you're not gonna get a good answer.
Jason28:25
It's fine. I would agree with somewhat. You do own up to stuff. I've gotten into legal— like today you owned up to that thing. I've gotten into legal or criminal trouble as an adult, not just speeding or parking ticket. Yeah, you're an illegal immigrant. This…
David28:45
No, I haven't. If I haven't gotten any trouble, if I were to get into legal trouble, I would have lost my DACA card and I wouldn't be it. Because did you know that 100% people with that, 100% of people that are DACA card holders, yeah, or don't, don't commit any crimes because they can't. Because if you commit a crime, you get it taken away.
Jason29:03
You're done.
David29:04
Yeah, which is something I read. I could have just made that up.
Jason29:07
So did you freak out when you got that speeding ticket? Yeah, you must have.