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Yeah, it was a Claritin. It was, it was for allergies. And I'm like, dude, don't take it. Don't take it because it'll kick in quick. And I'm like, don't take it till you get to class. So he waits, he waits till class, he waits to go to class. He looks at me, he like gives me like a wink like he's about to do it. Yeah, pops it in his mouth. I give him the thumbs up. I'm like, oh yeah, you're killing it. And then after the test, he comes out of the classroom, I come out of the classroom, and I'm like, dude, how was it? And he's like, I'm gonna be honest with you, man, I didn't, I didn't feel anything. But 20 minutes in, holy shit, it hit me like a rock. I'm like, dude, it was Claritin. And he's like, what? But yeah, but he thought that he was literally on Adderall.

September 21, 201716:17David
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Jason15:49
I do.
David15:49
It's where you— it's where you're handed something, where you're given something and your body is convinced that it is what it is. And it's not. So my friend was going to take his final, and right before final started, I told him, I'm like, hey, you want an A…
Jason16:15
You're testing this on people?
David16:17
Yeah, it was a Claritin. It was, it was for allergies. And I'm like, dude, don't take it. Don't take it because it'll kick in quick. And I'm like, don't take it till you get to class. So he waits, he waits till class, he waits to go to class. He looks at me, he like gives me like a wink like he's about to do it. Yeah, pops it in his mouth. I give him the thumbs up. I'm like, oh yeah, you're killi…
Jason17:01
And have you ever taken one?
David17:03
I have, I have taken Adderall, yes.
Jason17:05
For a test? No, just for fun, just for kicks. What happens?